The Believin'

Jaron: I wont stop, Justin.... I won't.

Hey Justin

Jaron: Justin, last weekend we saw a few shooting stars. I wished to find a girl as desperate as I am.
Justin Bieber: Hang in there Jaron, there's a girl for you out there.
Jaron: I just know there's a DESPERATE girl out there somewhere.
Justin Beiber: Or boy?
Jaron: Or boy.

Jaron: I'm  RULIN' BEARS.

The dream

Justin Bieber: Hey Jaron, what are you doing?
Jaron: I'm standing on top of my xbox!
Justin Beiber: Why are you doing that?
Jaron: I'm looking at this picture and pretending I'm that asian chick.

Baby

Justin Bieber: Hey Jaron, have you heard my latest single?!?
Jaron: Would you like to use my honey on your banana?!?
Justin Beiber: ... It's called "Baby"...

The Newton/Bieber Crossover

Justin Bieber: Hey Jaron, I haven't heard from you in a while, are you still my number one fan?!?
Jaron: Sorry Justin, I've been busy hanging out with someone else, but I'm still your number one fan!
Justin Bieber: Tell me about this other friend of yours, Jaron!
Jaron: His name is Scott, and he's much better than everyone! Check out his blog! http://ohhaiitsmescott.blogspot.com/

The Bieber

Justin Bieber: Hey Jaron, I got that video you sent me! Thanks man!
Jaron: Alright! I knew you'd like it!
Justin Bieber: Yeah! I'm all about the ass to mouth!
Jaron: I know it! That's why I'm your biggest fan!

The Bieber

Justin Bieber: Hey Jaron, you're my number one fan!
Jaron: Yes I am! I love all of your songs!
Justin Bieber: Alright man! Keep staring at me like that!
Jaron: I will! That's my thing!

The chat

[2:03:12 PM] Anonymous: "Extended-wear soft lenses left in place too long deprive the avascular corneal epithelium of oxygen and nutrients from the tear film. This produces diffuse ischemia, which can be exquisitely painful as soon as the lenses are removed.  Adverse reactions range from minor transient irritation to corneal ulceration and infection that may result in permanent loss of vision from corneal scarring."
[2:03:39 PM] Anonymous: :D
[2:03:43 PM] Gerbill: fuck that.
[2:03:44 PM] Jerbil: fucking asshole
[2:03:57 PM] *** Jerbil removed Anonymous from this conversation. ***
[2:04:04 PM] Jerbil: what a dick
[2:04:11 PM] Gerbill: seriously.

The Gerbil 2

Anonymous: Hey Gerbil, ever since you started working here instead of Jaron, productivity has skyrocketed!
Gerbil: Fuckin' Zebras!

The Gerbil

Anonymous: Hey Gerbil, you're so much cooler than that guy that used to work here.
Gerbil: Yeah I'm pretty fuckin' awesome.

The End

Anonymous: Hey Jaron... wait... wait.. hold on. You've shown this blog to your mom?
Jaron: Yeah! She think's it's hilarious!
Anonymous: I'm done.

The inappropriate workplace conversation

Jaron: Nice tits.

The Good Sport

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, do you ever go home and say to yourself, "Man I hate those guys I work with."
Jaron: No, I go home and I smile.

The Pooper

Anonymous: Hey Jaron...
Jaron: I like it in the POOPER!

The Pickup Line Part 2

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, what's your best pickup line?

Jaron: "I'll pay you to hold my hand." Because if I can just get her to hold my hold I'm pretty sure I could win her over.

The Pickup Line Part 1

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, what's your best pick-up line?

Jaron: I'm desperate.

The High Five

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, high five!

*weak slap*

Anonymous: That was pretty weak, man.

Jaron: Yeah, sorry I'm not very good at that. My first high five was about a year ago.

The Firstborn

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, what would you give up your first born child for?

Jaron: Well, that depends, is it a boy or a girl? Because girls are inherently more whiney, and they'll be real annoying to deal with as a teenager. Plus they can get pregnant.

The Look

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, could you help me with...

Jaron:

Anonymous: Dude. Why are you staring at me like that?

Jaron: ...

Anonymous: Really creeping me out man.

The Birthday

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, it's my birthday!

Jaron: imma go to hot topic and buy you sum lip rings and chokers