Sad but true

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, when Justin Bieber makes love to you, does he make you listen to his music?
Jaron: No.

The App

Happy Halloween!

Hey fans, Happy Halloween! From your two best buddies, Jaron and Justin Bieber!

I can't wait to trick or treat, I'm going to dress up as Justin Bieber, and Justin says he's going to dress up as Tom Brady.

BFF!

~Jaron

Bad taste in music

Anonymous: Hey Angus, do you believe in Katy Perry?
Jaron: Yeah! She's my teenage dream, in her skin tight jeans!
Anonymous: Could you stop singing now, we're trying to get work done
Jaron: Sure thing!

the zombies

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, what do you think about zombies?
Jaron: They're gonna be awesome when they come around, cause we'll be able to shoot 'em! But they won't contribute anything to the music industry...
Anonymous: How did you know it was me?
Jaron: I can just sense your presence, Justin.
Justin Bieber: You got me, buddy.

The Sad Jaron

Anonymous: Hey Jaron, what's up?
Jaron: I miss sitting next to Jeff. =(

Bieber's gift

Jaron: Hey Justin! I see you're wearing that hoodie I got you!
Justin: Yea...
Jaron: Did you find the gift I left in the pocket?
Justin: Yes. Was that... a piece of poo?
Jaron: Not just any poo! MY poo!
The end.